So Britney Spears, pop star extraordinaire, is rumored to be moving to Denver. Apparently, she arrived in Colorado in December with her boyfriend (which really could be anyone) to check out the Cherry Creek Neighborhood and said-boyfriend even put a deposit down on a home. Here are 5 reasons Britney Spears moving to Denver could be a good thing...
5 Reasons Britney Spears moving to Denver could be a good thing:
1. Fledgling Denver photographers could have a new career opp - paparazzi style
2. Denver news stations can inter-mix Britney sitings with Broncos scores to help boost their ratings
3. A Denver tween just might have the opportunity to say "I think I just saw Brit at Bebe!" Ahhhhh!
4. We won't just be another stop on her tour. Sigh.
5. The Democractic convention just ain't enough to put this cowtown on the map.
Us Denverites can hardly believe that Britney Spears is moving to Denver, but if you are, Brit-Brit, take our advice - breathe some mountain air, soak in some vitamin E and maybe take a ski lesson or two. Just some of the many reasons to call Denver home.
